Sonnet to a Stone

This is a repost... It was my first post here, but it's also the first poem I've ever written... And my favorite..

I can't relate to you,

    you can't relate to me.

You are a neanderthal

    crawling on your knee

I'm a Goddess. You?

    An insignificant pig.

Why I thought we could be?

    How stupid, it isn't trig.

Stay within thine own species.

    How hard to follow?

It's my own fault that

    I now feel so hollow.

I can't be angry with you

    for being a bug.

In comparison to me.

    I'm sorry, need a hug?

Well too bad.

    I hug you, I squish you.

Don't blame me.

    I can't change what is true.

I think I'll consider this

    officially over.

Unless I want to

    continue dating Rover.

I can't imagine now

    what had me possessed.

I was distracted.

    I must have been stressed.

As you can tell,

    I'm horrible at poetry.

But your lack of intellect..

    it just came over me.

I'd prefer to write

    an epic novel.

Become famous

    then make you grovel.

Yet merely due to your

    insufferable idiocy.

Yeah, I went there.

    I got a little risky.

I apologize to anyone

    who reads this drivel.

Consider it, regarding him?

    My only scribble.

And then I implore you

    young maid and mister.

Even if you have to

    kiss your own sister.

Do not show your heart

    to those below you.

There is no possibility

    that they might know you.

Keep looking

    til the day you die.

For that ideal girl

    that perfect guy.

Trust me.

    Being all alone?

Sure beats the hell out of

    trying to reason with a stone.

Darrian Lynx