My pie

NO kitty, this is my pot pie

Sitting so deliciously on the kitchen side

Keep your eye off the dish

I shall give you a little if you wish

But take one step towards the smell

I shall surely give you hell

It is unhygienic for you to nose my food

I also think it pretty rude

The other day you stole my pork chop

This stealing from your mummy has to stop!