Toby Did Eventually Win, but Isn’t that Because He Lost?

"Well I love you more than pancakes! And waffles! Combined!" Amanda Smith exclaimed from inside a large stadium filled with spotlights, Jumbotrons, and an audience of 50,000 spectators.

"And here it is, folks, two hours into the No-I-Love-You-More LXIX World Champion Series, Amanda is finally taking the initiative with a bold declaration!" remarked enthusiastic sportscaster Garfield Springs. "How will Toby respond?"

"I don't know Garfield, how would you!?" asked Odie Graham, Garfield's co-anchor.

"Honestly Odie, I just don’t know! With a line like that, how could anyone make a comeback now!?" Garfield shouted into his mic.

"Well we'll find out soon enough! Toby’s opened his mouth for a rebuttal!" Odie observed.

"Oh yeah? Well I love you more than coffee on Mondays!" Toby Adams professed.

"More than coffee on Mondays!? Is that even physically possible!? Where is Mike, our resident physicist!?" shouted Garfield.

"Mike here, and while this is hypothetically possible, this is THE FIRST documented incident - history in the making!" Mike declared with gusto.

"Thank you Mike for that telling report!" Garfield replied. "And now, we'll take a small commercial break as both sides prepare for the last quarter of the No-I-Love-You-More LXIX World Champion Series. Stay tuned!"