Like a Lady

I hate that stupid saying:

act like a lady, talk like a lady, sit like a lady and any other bullshit category where I'm entitled to "like a lady" anything.

Girls, this is for you:

Act like you fucking want to,

talk however the shit you want,

sit with your legs wide open like your planning on giving birth or waiting to be fucked,

drink till you cannot see your own feet

smoke till you cannot see your own hands

and most of all:

Take life by the fucking throat and choke that mother fucker for locking you into a double standard where we are entitled to please others before ourselves.