Switch-hitter

Donald and Putin sittin' in a tree

More conniving friends there never will be

"What can you do for me?", says orange haired Donny

"No, me. What can YOU do for me?" replies the Commie

First, comes self-serving attachments

Then, nuclear arms policy factions

Next, put in play corrupt political matters

While citizens become sadder and sadder

Again, their apparent union is suspect

As both nations' global security goes to heck

Mutual deniability, corruption accusations result

Apparently, no bad doings are either man's fault

Donald and Putin sittin' in a tree

Apparently, the joke and the horror is on me

And all!