Presidential Chirping,

Donald and Vladimir sitting in a tree,

First sharing stories of Misogyny. 

Putin beats his chest, pale and bare,

Trump runs his little hands through his hair.

"I make women in the army wear skirts"

was Putins boast. 

 "Well I grab women's pussies"

says the Apprentice host.

Then came some bragging about net worth,

Was it stolen or inherited at birth?

Putin says I make a modest salary,

and gives a wink,

Trump says I'm worth billions,  

that's what the people think. 

Then came the mutual ego strokes,

Pats on the back by good ol' blokes. 

So much boasting, hot air and bull,

a branch can't hold two heads that full.