The real conspiracy

Donald and Putin, sitting in a tree

M-I-S-S-I-N-G

First came drugs

then came the bag

then came a replacement so the votes won't drag.

That's not all, That's not all

Now their in my basement soaked in alcohol

Prepare to burn for your crimes

because I'm using the napalm slimes

prepare yourselves, because I'm not done

First I'll break your limbs, one by one!

We'll have such fun in my lair,

The police can't hear, it's just so fair

I'll put you in a chair, so you're so soothed,

but then you'll be awakened by your organs being removed

Now it's time for me to go

record this stuff and put on a show...

Have a good night...