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The ability to laugh at your own folly is something wholly underestimated these days. For this challenge, make fun of yourself. You can pick on a particular attribute you have or poke fun at your life choices or whatever else you'd like to make fun of. Alternatively, if you can't think of anything you dislike about yourself, write about how awesome you are. It can be in any form you like.
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Tee_Hi in Comedy
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What? Me Worry?

Me, on a daily basis --

What was that?!

*quickly swivels head around*

"Hello?! Anyone there?"

two hours later

I haven't heard from Jazz in a while. I hope she's ok.

Lemme call her.

*ring ring*

"You're WHAT? You're DRIVING?!"

*goes into a wild panic, thinking about

all the people who die in car wrecks*

"I don't CARE if you're just going across town!

Don't you know that the majority of accidents happen within one-

*sigh* Yes, I KNOW that you know!...

"Fine. Be 23-years-old, then! Just make sure you make it to 24!"

*spends next hour, gnawing fingers*

*ring ring*

"Jazz? You made it home okay?...

Oh, praise the heavens!"

two more hours later

Hmmm. We haven't had sex in a few days.

I wonder if he still loves me.

I wonder if he still finds me attractive.

I wonder if he still wants me.

"Honey!"

half-hour later

*opens tab to Prose*

*looks at Challenge,

types, types, types,

submits*

Oh my God! What have I DONE?

Everybody can SEE that!

That was complete and total crap!

What if they all laugh at me?

What if they tell me it sucks?

What if...what if they find out that I'm a fraud?!

What if...I can't REALLY write, like I think I maybe can.

5 minutes later

*ping*

"so-and-so commented on your post"

*swallows real hard, right-clicks,

closes eyes, peeps one open*

Oh, thank God. It's positive. They LIKED it!

They LIKED it!

Yaaaaaaaay!...

But what if they're the only one?

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