Talk to Oneself?

Myself: Did you hear that, Trina? She asked if it's okay to talk to oneself!

Me: You dummy. No, I did not "hear" it. But I did "read" it.

Myself: *sigh* You know bloody well what I meant!

Me:  Calm down, girl, *pfft ...lmao*! Little does she know that we do it, like, ALLLLLL, the time!

Myself: For real. Hell, sometimes we even argue with ourself!

Me: Yeah, that's when things get REALLY interesting!

Myself: Except for maybe those around us, then it's probably scary.

Me: True dat.

Myself: But to elaborate, I think it's quite alright to talk to oneself-

Me: And argue with oneself.

Myself: Right. On occasion...Rare occasions... But it's actually good to talk to oneself, as sometimes hearing one's thoughts out loud, as opposed to just in one's head, can help one out when one has a problem. I don't know how that works, but it's true. And studies have shown that, as well.

Me: Correct...As long as it doesn't cause actual, you know, mental issues-

I: Like when I - *lmao* - show up?

Me and Myself: Oh, God, here she is.

I: I - *lol* was just trying to give an example of what can happen when things get a little crazy and oneself starts talking to two of oneself...And for that matter, shouldn't it be called "talking to twoself?"...Or maybe threeself, in this instance. Hmmm...

Me: *blink*...Aaanyway...Um, yeah. It's ok as long as it doesn't show a break from reality, in which case it may be time to see a head doctor. It may also be time to talk to someone if you're talking to yourself so much that you start to avoid other people in favor of listening to yourself.

I: Or selves.

Myself: Riiight...and thanks to you, I, I think - or should that be Myself think...thinks? - that our readers now have a good idea of what insanity looks like. Thanks alot, I.

I: *hmph* I'm leaving, then. I - *lol*- know when I'm not wanted! *walks out in a huff*

Me: *cough* So, um, I...that is, Me...hopes that we haven't shown ourselves to be so kooky that you won't take our word for it.

Myself: Yep. It honestly can be a good thing...And fun, too.

Me: So, we hope we helped you out-

Myself: And entertained you.

Me: And that you can commence with talking to yourself without fear that you're totally losing it.

Myself: Unlike, Trina, here.

Me: You DO know that you're named Trina, too, right?

Myself:...