Barstool
The bar stool is the only thing I sit on nowadays
There are no seats in my house nowadays,
why?
because I sold all the sofa sets.
My wife says I'm a kid nowadays,
why?
because I piss the bed,
and recently I've relocated to the floor,
hugging my pillow,
close to the door is where I sleep nowadays.
My friends call me the beast nowadays,
why?
I buy them drinks like it's the end of the world.
I'm never sober,
all I ever think of is downing some pints.
So as I'm seated on this barstool,
taking my last shots,
Looking at myself in the mirror I can see that my reflection loathes me.
I plan to go home in a few,
Leaving my best friend the barstool till tomorrow,
To sleep on the floor close to the door,
I hope I don't piss myself tonight.
Tomorrow morning the cycle continues.