Roses are Red Except...

Roses are Red,

[We interrupt this poem for an important legal announcement...] 

I am a lawyer from Botanical, Flora, & Muir and I am currently representing all roses of non-red hues (to be referred to as NoRRAs henceforth) in a class action lawsuit against red roses and all poets that assume that red roses hold the monopoly of color description in their poems.

Our vast number of clients take offense to the marketing campaign that imply 'Roses are [only] Red'. This form of vast discrimination must come to an end.

[End interruption...]

Violets are Blue,

[We interrupt this poem for an important legal announcement...]

I am a lawyer from Botanical, Flora, & Muir and I am currently representing all violets that are derogatorily referred to as being blue...