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Cloning Machine Discovered 

Only Decent Human Beings Apply.

(certain restrictions required)

1. You must be able to contribute to society. Do something that matters to help people. 

2. You must be smart. Like Mensa material smart. Top 98th percentile.

3. You must NOT be a alcoholic or drug user.

4. You must NOT be a criminal. No arrests. No citations.

5. You must be ethical. You must know right from wrong.

6. You must be positive. Be optimistic.

7. You must be a strong communicator. Use your words.

8. You must be brave. Be courageous.

9. You must be confident. Even cocky if need be. 

10. You must NOT be a bully. No intimidating others.

If you DO NOT meet ALL 10 of these requirement, don't bother applying.

Cloning is a privilege. Not a right.