Does more good than God.

The Devil punishes and burns the wicked in Hell. The Devil teaches us that nothing we want in life comes without a cost. The Devil originally created homosexuality to stagnate Earth's population back when it was first formed and populated because God created the Earth and its people so He could throw shit in it like sickness, famine, and overreactive liberals. Christians are only biased towards homosexuality because God first struck them down to resolve underpopulation, today no longer a problem and therefore nullifying the need to prevent it. While Christian extremists are hateful of homosexualities and other lifestyles they disagree with, Satan stands by homosexuals and ensures these self-proclaimed "do-gooders" incinerate after an early, painful demise. God does nothing but sit on the couch, watching His favorite sitcom, "Starving My Ass Off", which is just footage of children in Ethiopia slowly succumbing to starvation while their parents try to convince them not to die on them, but with laugh tracks dubbed over it. Although God doesn't usually care for humanity, He was pissed that the Pats lost the Super Bowl because He snapped the wrong fingers intended to make the Eagles win. Accidents happen, I suppose.