I love the way
my heart 'n mind
with opened eyes
that I might know
Wrong from Right
#DevilsValentine #SaySomethingNiceAboutTheDevil #Challenge
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He likes what he likes, and he likes it a lot. In some way, that makes him easy to be around. Predictability goes a long way, you know? Whatever works. Sure, he gets bad mouthed, but who doesn't? At the end of the day he's just like any one of us; looking out for number one, looking for something that makes you feel... good. He's just that much more resourceful, you dig?
Sins of the Father
Keep your horns up Lou. None of this (crimes against humanity/calamity) is due to you. If I haven’t said it loud enough. A time our two before. I’ll try and word it in away that leaves an ear drum sore. Or like an angel soars. When it’s wings from him are torn. And plummets into earth. A bore.
Where’s the trumpets? This warrants a score.
We’re put to this task. Why is this so hard. For so many. Too grasp.
You merely ask. The man a question. And he fucking blows his cap. Then sullies your good name. What’s the deal with that?
“Who farted?” “You that’s who”
As if he is not too...
What a terrible parent.
Let me burden you with a line from my past.
“I’m sorry for any and all that faults you. (My child) If haven’t I questioned all that I’ve claimed true I’ve done you a disservice without fail I’m blue.” A shameful thing to leave a child a debt due. I, You, Parent or two. So many of us. (Mortals) Do some good to.
I say the Devil made me do it. I hope that sits well with you?
Demonic Pick-Up Lines
You're the hottest guy I've ever encountered.
Damn. Sorry, I was talking about your looks.
Will you teach me how to sin?
King of Hell, Mr. Right, same thing.
Hey, hot stuff, see something you like?
You're an ass.... But you also have a nice ass.
I changed my mind. Hell is heaven when you're here.
But Your Honor ...
"He said it would be okay. He's never led me astray. Okay; maybe I overdid it a bit, but I trust his judgement.
"I mean; there was one time when I was a kid and accidently set the apartment I was living in on fire, but no one was hurt. He said it was okay to be curious.
"Then there was the time I shot a guy in Fresno for beating on a bum. He said the guy would never be missed. He was right.
"All I can say before you pronounce sentence; when I was robbing the bank, I didn't know the safety was off the machine-gun when I sneezed. It's not really my fault sixteen people got in the way of the bullets. Now that part, the Devil forgot to mention.
"Yeppers, me and the Devil go a long way back. He's my bud; know what I mean?
"Okay, I'm done. Say what you have to say and get it over with."
"Mr. Jones, You are hereby sentenced to death six months from today. May God have mercy on your soul."
"Cool beans, Judge. This means? I'll finally get to meet the Devil face-to-face. Thanks."
the devil keeps me alive
her fingers, a match, run down my arm, light up my skin. she keeps me warm.
keeps my back straight, my eyes wide. won't let me miss a second. surrounded by the beauties and the beasts.
we dance. she moves my limbs. makes me desire.
drowns my skin in hell and calls it heaven. coughing up blood is only a reminder of who's keeping me alive.
Does more good than God.
The Devil punishes and burns the wicked in Hell. The Devil teaches us that nothing we want in life comes without a cost. The Devil originally created homosexuality to stagnate Earth's population back when it was first formed and populated because God created the Earth and its people so He could throw shit in it like sickness, famine, and overreactive liberals. Christians are only biased towards homosexuality because God first struck them down to resolve underpopulation, today no longer a problem and therefore nullifying the need to prevent it. While Christian extremists are hateful of homosexualities and other lifestyles they disagree with, Satan stands by homosexuals and ensures these self-proclaimed "do-gooders" incinerate after an early, painful demise. God does nothing but sit on the couch, watching His favorite sitcom, "Starving My Ass Off", which is just footage of children in Ethiopia slowly succumbing to starvation while their parents try to convince them not to die on them, but with laugh tracks dubbed over it. Although God doesn't usually care for humanity, He was pissed that the Pats lost the Super Bowl because He snapped the wrong fingers intended to make the Eagles win. Accidents happen, I suppose.
The Devil was once known as Lucifer, and he was God's favorite. He was made of gold and light, a shining glory for all to see. Lucifer was proud, too. He wished to become powerful and mighty, but like Icarus, he flew too close to the sun and was cast down from Heaven. So I pray to God for the Devil, because he is the sinner who needs it the most. Perhaps he will someday return, and his returning glory will shine through the heavens.
The only thing that comes to mind is that you give an artist the freedom to portray you artistically. You have been visually portrayed in numerous ways. And I still don't like your shitty portrait.
Half a hard boiled egg filled with a creamy mixture of yolk and mayo...the Devil may be many things but He sure knows how to make an egg to satisfy your culinary desires. #deviledeggs