I am a Null-Set Annoyer

I am a null-set annoyer. I have been one all of my life. I annoy people by not talking to them. I annoy people by not looking at them. I annoy people simply by not even knowing they exist.

I am a null-set annoyer and I am very good at what I do not do.

Just the other day, I did not meet someone who did not meet me. Neither of us were anywhere near the other and neither of us know anything about the other. This simple set of facts was enough for the party-of-the-first-part to find me annoying.

I am a null-set annoyer and I shouldn’t complain.

The party-of-the-first-part must have worked so much harder at not knowing anything about me than I even bothered to work at not knowing anything about him. This relationship (or lack thereof) might never have never bloomed into nothing as easily as it never did if the party-of-the-first-part had never recognized that I never recognized what he failed to know about nothing about the nothing there was nothing to know about.

I am a null-set annoyer and I should be used to this by now.

I have been accused of not delivering on promises I never promised, not agreeing with words never spoken, and never (and I really do mean never) caring about those that believe I should never care about.

I can understand the reluctance of others to never understand what can never be understood.

Should you be annoyed at me when you have never met me, never seen me, never spoke to me, never knew anything about me and mostly never will?

Of course you should!

For I am a null-set annoyer who has the power to make such a person cry and whine at will.

Whenever I want.

For as often as I want.

Simply by doing nothing.