I put the neato, in incognito.

The mysterious me is edgy, always looking for the next big thing. Educating myself on the subtleties of the world around me, to have a small knowledge of everything. I don't often smoke, but when I do, I prefer cigars, no cigarettes, no e-cigs, but the cigars, and the slow burn they bring. I educate myself on the more primitive things such as my defense and learning how to improve it, be it with weapons or with my body. The mysterious me is still searching to travel the world to find a means to either educate the people on bigger things (not necessarily the spread of English), or to look to help other countries make resources more available to those that need them.

The mysterious me always looks for long term projects that I want to get involved in. DIY things, sometimes learning how things around me can be used for weapons, learning how to talk to the fairer sex, and being educated enough not to come off as a sexist or an asshole, to which I feel I am neither, but the latter is up to the person making judgment. The mysterious me, has many things not submitted here that are longer stories, and am still wondering about "publishing". The mysterious me sets very strange goals, and rarely lets anyone else know, just so I'm proving these things to myself.

The mysterious me is ready to return to the mystery.