Challenge
Write a story that'll make me laugh until my gut hurts.
Cake
Upon my arrival at the bakery, I could see the glorious white cake through the windows. Tall, beautiful, every flower intricately drawn. What a shame it would be when I cut into it.
“Congratulations on your wedding.” They told me. I only nodded in agreement. They didn’t know.
Am I married? Yes. But is this cake for a wedding? No.
When I got home I set the cake down on my counter and took out a fork. Time to dig into this piece of deliciousness.
I took out a pen and checked off something from my bucket list.
“Eat an entire wedding cake on my own.”
My husband walked in on me.
He had a look of utter shock.
“You didn’t wait for me?!?” He exclaimed. He dropped everything and joined me in my endeavor.
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