My Underwear Drawer
My sorority does not allow drugs, alcohol or paraphernelia in the house.
I have drugs, alcohol and paraphernelia in the house.
The drawer isn't special. It's no top secret place. It's just a drawer of my undergarments. I just started throwing my contraband in there without thinking about it, and kept using that same location since. There's a cart, a vape battery, cigarillos, lighters, bottles, marijuana, and cigarettes.
Sometimes the house smells, but I deny that the smell is coming from my room. I don't care too much if I get caught because it's not like they are my parents or anything. I'm paying for the sorority experience, not a second set of parents. Getting caught wouldn't be ideal, however, because I'd likely have to sober an event and risk being kicked out if caught a second time.
So while the drawer may have items that can spice up a night, it also has my underwear, bras, lingerie, and socks. Drugs and undergarments. That's the top drawer next to my door.