See you later

Woman decides she had enough,

Climbs to the top of the tower,

Night time and cold,

She gets on the ledge,

“What you think you’re doing,

Pretty lady?”

Asks a voice from the shadows.

It’s a hobo, he’s found a place to hide.

“Well, things are terrible,

Life’s awful, and I can’t take it any more”

“I see. It’s a shame though...”

Says the hobo. Looking at her hungrily.

“Could you do me a favor?” he

″ I mean, before you jump, hmm?”

“What is it? ” asks the Lady.

“Well, I’m embarrassed to say,

but, you see..

It gets so lonely, being a hobo like me...” He clears his throat,

“I wonder..would you mind.. If it’s no trouble.. I .."

"What do you want?"

"A friendly poke"

"Excuse me?"

"You know what I mean, a pity fuck. Excuse my language" he says embarrassed.

"It's not like you will be so put out,

I mean you WERE going to kill yourself..so what do you sa.."

"No way! You disgusting freak! Not in a million years. You're dirty and smelly, and this has got to be the worst pick up line in history. No no no!"

"Are you sure?" Asks the man .

"Definitely. No. No no way.

Now leave me alone"

"Ok then. I'll do that.

You can go ahead and jump,

I'll be seeing you in a few minutes.."