Roasting the RainGoat

So, tell me RainGoat, does the "rain" part stand for all the tears you cry at night because you're alone and afraid of the dark? Or does it stand for all the roasts people RAIN down on you because you're such a FREAK?

The "goat" part. Is that describing how you look? Or is it an improvment of how you actually look? I'd like to know are you afraid of showing your face because some might see the horrendous THING that you are? Would we mistake you for a goat? Or a mangled rat that's been dead for a week?

Ya know, I've been reading your stuff and I gotta say....even my little sister who's in 3rd grade can spell better than you. And do you call that crap talent? Because it looks like you took words from the dictionary and tried to make them your own. Sorry to disappoint, it didn't work.

At first I though, maybe English isn't his first language? Then I realized; oh no, he's just TRYING to be COOL and failing MISERABLY! If it was a contest between you and a blob fish, the blob fish would win.

Sometimes I look at your account and I'm like "Why's he even on here if he can't write?"

Then I'm like "Oh, yeah, he's trying to be COOL. Too bad he isn't."

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: FAILED

This is to the one and only RainGoat!