Your Knocked up for now Fat friend
On the stove. (Rotary phone) Over a traditional flame. It takes more (time/content) for you to make my blood boil
Whereas a small matter such as (any will do) in a modern microwave (Long text form)
Will be nuked into a heated red faced rant and rage almost instantaneously I reason.
In less than a second glance at the five hundred or more characters a complaint is to often comprised of.
I will have deleted it. And written off it’s composer as delusional for expecting anyone to be onboard with reading long winded versions/answers to simple yes or no questions.
So in this case rather than be quick to judge you. I’ll let my expected hatred simmer. And hold the door for whomever. Bowing my head appearing concerned while rejecting any gratitude as follows.....
"Your thanks and your money. Like my concerns? Are no good here?"