Whoa, Man

"So... You woke up," Eve commented. Adam just nodded, brushing dirt of his face.

"Where, uh, where did you come from?" he asked.

"You where sleeping and," Eve hesitated, "God told me I was made from one of your ribs..."

Adam blinked.

"You came from my chest?"

"Yeah."

"Whoa."

Eve looked around, "So what do we do now?"

"My job is to name everything, so I should name you. And since you came from me, I should name you something like man, right?" Adam asked. Eve just nodded.

"Hey, what's the first thing I said when you told me you were made from my rib?" Adam asked again, animated.

Eve frowned, saying, "'Whoa?'"

"Yeah! So, I will name you woman!" Adam exclaimed, chuckling "Get it? Whoa-man? Woman!"

Eve made a face, but couldn't get a single word in, because everytime she brought up her unfortunate name, Adam would laugh again.