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Okay, it's time we had some fun posts.
Write an ad in search of the person you want to be with. It must be funny, witty, and maybe even a little crazy. Anything but the standard ads you see online these days. Bring out your comedic talent and have us laughing and rolling in the aisles. Okay maybe not rolling but laughing, yes! Tag me when you post in the comment box as this: @Danceinsilence. I want to see and read and laugh. I'll start it off so you have an idea what I'm talking about.

Looking For A Live-In (Or Out) Lover

Male 73, 5′8″, grumpy between 7 a.m. and 11:00 a.m.. Happy from noon to midnight (have no memory of what I’m like from 11 to noon), from midnight to 7, I snore, fart, and drool a lot. I have some hair on my head and teeth in my mouth unless they are soaking in a cup to become clean. I have all my fingers and toes and four strong brain cells (not to be confused with jail cells), searching for a fine (okay, maybe just okay) lady to share weekends, holidays, and paid vacations with. Looking for someone not into marriage as I’m against any word that has “age” in it. You must not have the following: a walker (not to be confused with stalker) a sound memory (not to be confused with mammary, although they are acceptable), be a good cook or at least know what a microwave is. Not asking for much, but can you pay for our first vacation together?

Awaiting your reply with bated (not to be confused with baited) breath. (If you are blind just skip this ad.) PS: Be filthy rich.

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