ideas coming

1) everything took a sudden turn to crazyland. the bird just stared at the cat, and it was thinking hard weather to eat it or leave the possibly brain- infected animal. in the end, he left only.some feathers...

2) when the penguins took over and established the antarctic sinod, they just came up with willfully embarrasing edicts.

3) the girl had a long line of words to go to, but like a subway line, the possibilities are finite, though the chance at getting of on the wrong exit almost inevitable, and yes, you also get a chance to get where you need to.go.

4) emperor nero picked his nose all through the orgy and subsequently had those that twisted their face scurged. if they cant take that, he said, they should find a better host.

5) in my.version of the universe, puns are accepted as the hight of humor.

6) my friend failed the "fluffy test" yesterday. (call him up, asking about his non-existant cat, called fluffy) he is obviously an interloper...what should i do?

7) he steal from the rich and gives to the fifth-dimensional entities.

8) "do it now!" screamed the king, and his face was red. "turn the gold to lead or you will DIE!!!"