Challenge
Okay, it's time we had some fun posts.
Write an ad in search of the person you want to be with. It must be funny, witty, and maybe even a little crazy. Anything but the standard ads you see online these days. Bring out your comedic talent and have us laughing and rolling in the aisles. Okay maybe not rolling but laughing, yes! Tag me when you post in the comment box as this: @Danceinsilence. I want to see and read and laugh. I'll start it off so you have an idea what I'm talking about.
SWF ISO HW
For the Outlander fans out there...
Single white female in search of Highland warrior. Must not own pants - kilts only, worn in true regimental fashion (everything free and unencumbered underneath as God intended). Chiseled abs preferred but not required as long as you are able to hoist me over your shoulder and call me Sassenach. Must be willing to die to protect me from various dangers - including rapists, murderers and indigenous peoples who have every right to be mad that we want to build a house on their land. Open-mindedness toward time travel, complicated exes and strong-willed women is ideal.