Challenge
Things you can say about a coffeemaker but not to your loved one.
Any form, anything over 15 words.
Tea
1. I don't need to waste resources on any type of filter anymore, and I have had far too many bad days with you in it now, than without for my liking. You only brew negative nostalgia Mr. you’ve also ruined coffee for me; you trash.
2. 'I'm sorry I can only turn you on for two hours at a time'
3. "Why yes sir, Mr. Coffee I sure will poison the decaf and not tell the others"
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