Father’s Day’s coming up- and so, let’s celebrate with favorite Dad Jokes. (Read or heard) :)
Poetry style, own creation, read somewhere, even actually heard from your own Dad or neighborhood Dad. Tag me @Mnezz, please. Looking forward to reading the entries. :)
A son asked his Dad to borrow the car keys... The Father replied looking over his newspaper; Well, let's see Son, When you can bring up your school grades, spend more time at your Bible study and then get a hair cut, we'll talk about you driving the car.
So the son went off determined to follow through his Father's request. After a month or so when he felt accomplished; the Son went back to his father with the same question...
His father responded with; Son, I'm proud of the way your grades have come up! I noticed you spending more time with your Bible too. But you still haven't cut your hair. The Son then whined; But Dad!!! Even Jesus had long hair! His Dad came back with; Yeah, and he walked everywhere.