How did the firefly feel when it backed into a fan? It was de - lighted.
Dad Joke For a Family of Gamers
“Dad, can I play on the Switch?”
*I then proceed to flip the lights on and off several times*
“This is what you meant, right?”
A son asked his Dad to borrow the car keys... The Father replied looking over his newspaper; Well, let's see Son, When you can bring up your school grades, spend more time at your Bible study and then get a hair cut, we'll talk about you driving the car.
So the son went off determined to follow through his Father's request. After a month or so when he felt accomplished; the Son went back to his father with the same question...
His father responded with; Son, I'm proud of the way your grades have come up! I noticed you spending more time with your Bible too. But you still haven't cut your hair. The Son then whined; But Dad!!! Even Jesus had long hair! His Dad came back with; Yeah, and he walked everywhere.
Fathers Day Riddle
Riddle: How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?
Answer in Comments Section
Came up with this in the middle of the night:
why don't birds land on pear trees? Because they cause pear-rot!