John Deere

I met her on a dating app, she was slightly older but very hot! Not like model hot, but what I like the girl next door hot, with her shoulder length blond hair, the typical tight blue jeans in every picture, and a tight little sweater or t-shirt in every photo. Even one with a flowered purple sundress. In her description it read she was looking for something causal, and that she’s a RN. Perfect I thought as I began to type!

“Hey I see your a nurse, you should give me your number in case of an emergency!” Boom works like a charm. She responded almost immediately “lol how are you? Including her number and how original that line was!” I waited a little bit and texted her explaining sometimes I get injured doing dumb shit, which of course opens the “like what” conversation. So I told her me falling off the playground at 30 years old and breaking ribs story, and my favorite story about catching fire while drinking and having to be told to “stop, drop, and roll” because of my inebriated state.

I almost immediately tried to set up a date because girls like this go fast! In usual fashion she bailed out last minute with similar excuses I’ve heard before so I left it at that. Several days later to my surprise she messaged me and said “hey I’d like to cash in that rain check”. “Ok cool, let’s go to Buffalo Wild Wings” we ended up meeting and having a quick hug in the parking lot and going inside for a few drinks and wings. The conversation was great and everything was flowing right so I suggested we get a 12 pack throw it in my cooler and go check out a haunted bridge. And that’s exactly what we did, to adults on a haunted, graffitied bridge in complete darkness just having fun and taking pictures. It turned out to be a fantastic date. She even texted me immediately when she got home exclaiming “how that was the best first date ever and how I sealed it with a kiss was just perfect, and no one had ever done anything like that with her!”

I really liked this girl, and it only lasted a couple of weeks but at least she was honest upfront about what she wanted. It just happened to be what I feel like I excel in. She had invited me over to her house but her kids were home and she didn’t want me to meet them. I suggested bringing a deck of cards and she said “that be perfect considering she has a garage with a table to play at.” I stopped on my way to get a bottle of whisky and have a few shots to take the edge off the night. Once I got there we greeted each other headed to the garage and shared another kiss. It was a hot humid august day and it was stifling in the garage. With the fan she had out there and the start of a little rain it was just right though. We started playing 500 rummy and taking turns sharing songs all the while drinking whisky and getting tuned in. We danced to a few songs here and there, all the while kissing and cuddling during the dances. Back to cards back to kissing back to dancing like we were the only 2 people on earth and at that moment I feel like we truly were.

I could tell she was ready when she unbuttoned her jeans, she wanted to fuck right in the garage. Looking around there wasn’t much that would work for us other than the John Deere lawn mower. I laid her down on the hood of the lawn mower using her own shirt as a cushion. I pulled her jeans down past her tight nice shaped ass that she had to lift up ever so slightly for me to get them off. Down to her knees and then all the way off. I immediately spread her legs exposing her happy place and greedily planted my face in there. Licking and lapping and watching her squirm as I licked at her clit, it was so fucking hot. I stood up and inserted my cock and it was not disappointing, she was so wet I could feel every inch of me inside her was doing the job. Now remember it was hot and I was liquored up so it was easy for me to get exhausted really quick. We stayed in this position as it was the only feasible way in the garage at this moment. I was thrusting and pumping and with every push back inside the tractor would move an inch or two. This was also difficult because I had to slightly be on my toes to keep the right angle of penetration. I tried my hardest and it is embarrassing to admit but with the heat and liquor and exertion needed I just wasn’t able to cum. That will have to wait for another time and it did quite a bit, but It was still one of the most unique places I’ve fucked and I still had enough sense to make a joke, so anyone who’s heard the song knows what I’m talking about. But I apologized for my “temporary inadequacy” followed by “but girl tell your friends my new favorite color is John Deere green”

We didn’t work out, she’s seeing someone now. We’re still friends though only talk on rare occasions.