Not My Prince Charming

Dear Ms.Rose,

I've perused your dating profile thoroughly and though you seem promising, I'm afraid you're not the person for me. There's nothing wrong with you. Your resume is impeccable and you're a very talented artist. And there's no denying that you're pleasing to the eye. You're the prettiest girl I've seen on this site.

It's not you, it's me.

You see, I'm looking for a very specific type of person. Growing up, I received little to no affection from my father. I'm sure you can guess where I'm going with this.

My father was a wandering soul and couldn't be bound to one place. He never stayed at home. But there was no denying that he is every girl's dream man. His rugged looks and physique just can't be beat.

You're very sweet. But you're also too soft. I'm not into that. I want to be condescended.

Sincerely,

Electra

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Brianna Rose stared at her phone in disbelief. She had recently set up a dating profile to try something new. It was about time she went on a date after slogging through exam season.

But this was something else.

Why wasn't there anybody sane on this site?

She quickly deleted the DM and then proceeded to delete the whole app. Then, she contemplated on getting her phone exorcised from any potential demons.