Burning bodies

Dear sir or madam,

we regret to inform you that your application for the position as a crematory operator has been rejected for the following reasons:

1) You don't have any education, which may not be the main issue, but it is certainly a problem as we don't know if you can read, communicate or any other of the basic skills besides writing.

2) According to your previous workplace, you used to send out regular ash, not the people's. You also used to forget that you were cremating a body.

3) Your reason for sending this application for the job was "Because I like to burn people" which didn't quite settle with us.

Of course, there were many more, these are only the three main reasons. We hope that you will not be discouraged by this letter.

Wishing the best,

The ''Cross In Eyes'' Crematorium