New year blessing

Fellow prosters, and prosterrets!

In a few more days, the new chinese year will begin. This time it's going to be the year of the tiger. I would like to offer you this simple , badly-written blessing, to wish you all the best!!

May your ointement have no fly

May the nosey cease to pry

May your rose no thorn or prick,

May with hat, you pull a trick,

May your sheep be rich in wool,

May your turtle have healthy stool,

May the cracks on wall reverse,

May your car the ice traverse,

May the edit bug be mend,

May your enemies to be rend,

of all thy reading,you catch up,

May on thick goulash you will sup,

And if 'tiss not your favored stew

May you feast on dainties new,

May your foe live but to rue,

That they tried to mess with you,

bitter fruits is all they'll grow,

Forclose their house, eat hedghog roe,

Be your printer not a pain,

May your hair , a healthy mane

May your goose lay eggs of gold,

May your novel be done and sold

My that lightbulb keeps you lit

Shall catch no dust or silt,

May your sandals be free of soot

May you master the sackbut

May you sing with better tone,

May you unearth a sousaphone

May Bob Dylan call one day,

Ask he if you want to play,

May he hope that what you've got,

Rubs on him as he gets taught,

May your new year's vows get made,

May you not require Raid™

May you come up with a sauce,

Count your millions with abacus,

May your joys and your delights,

Overshadow last years's heights,

May this tiger year to be,

Be a better one for thee.