My Prayer To You
Lord, please answer this prayer that I direct to you, the reader:
If your 2022 has been treating you well, may it continue to do so.
If your 2022 has started out rough, may the days ahead lead to breakthroughs that help you to reach your goals for this year, and any year after.
May you have an opportunity to create something that makes you happy, keeps you going, and benefits others.
May you have time to enjoy a hobby or passion today.
May you and yours find prosperity, good health, and protection.
May you only sneeze today because someone far away is saying wonderful things about you.
May you and yours be watched over and loved by God.
Should you have to drive anywhere today, may you avoid road rage, getting cut off, and minimal traffic jams and red lights. May only good music hit your radio as well.
May something wonderful happen to you today that brightens your day, causes you to stop to give thanks, and makes you smile.
May you find comfort, relaxation, and rest at some point today.
May you avoid stepping on Legos today.
I pray for all of these things for you, and so much more. And thank you for reading!
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May all you dreams come true,
In the year that is twenty, twenty-two.
I hope you find all that you seek,
And more importantly, your eyebrows be 'on fleek'.
I hope your every Friday night is lit,
That your every friend is legit.
I hope all your selfies are cute AF,
And get loads likes on the Gram and Facebook.
Let that one your heart desires, swipe right,
May they be the one to set your soul alight.
I hope you find the one to call you 'Bae,'
Well in time for Valentines Day.
May that person bring all the hearts and roses,
Couples Tik Toks and yoga poses.
I wish for you, all the Netflix and the Chill,
Cos 2022 gone be your year babes, you know it will.
New year blessing
Fellow prosters, and prosterrets!
In a few more days, the new chinese year will begin. This time it's going to be the year of the tiger. I would like to offer you this simple , badly-written blessing, to wish you all the best!!
May your ointement have no fly
May the nosey cease to pry
May your rose no thorn or prick,
May with hat, you pull a trick,
May your sheep be rich in wool,
May your turtle have healthy stool,
May the cracks on wall reverse,
May your car the ice traverse,
May the edit bug be mend,
May your enemies to be rend,
of all thy reading,you catch up,
May on thick goulash you will sup,
And if 'tiss not your favored stew
May you feast on dainties new,
May your foe live but to rue,
That they tried to mess with you,
bitter fruits is all they'll grow,
Forclose their house, eat hedghog roe,
Be your printer not a pain,
May your hair , a healthy mane
May your goose lay eggs of gold,
May your novel be done and sold
My that lightbulb keeps you lit
Shall catch no dust or silt,
May your sandals be free of soot
May you master the sackbut
May you sing with better tone,
May you unearth a sousaphone
May Bob Dylan call one day,
Ask he if you want to play,
May he hope that what you've got,
Rubs on him as he gets taught,
May your new year's vows get made,
May you not require Raid™
May you come up with a sauce,
Count your millions with abacus,
May your joys and your delights,
Overshadow last years's heights,
May this tiger year to be,
Be a better one for thee.
Blessing Someone Who Gave Me Reason to Curse them
There's a man in my life who did some things that I should call unforgivable. Yet according to everyone I know I am supposed to bless him. But for the way this happened it's very difficult to do that without blessing something that will most likely used to do evil to me over again.
Finally I said God what can I bless that he can't possibly use that way against me?
So I blessed him, first his skills with the videos he make for the church. Perhaps I shouldn't have, I'm being to kind to him for what he's done.
Then I blessed his health because sickness clearly won't stop him doing this evil, so why not...I'm obligated by God to bless him.
Then the other person involved who prompted his evil...Now she's the easiest of all. In Jesus name I pray that God bless her with a lovely trip far away from everything and everyone she knows (including him) one she will enjoy so much she will never come back.
I refuse to bless his evil, or what I know will be used for evil against me, but never the less in Jesus name I bless those two evil doers as written here.