An Arm and A Leg
Sarah had a plan
A plan of getting away
But she lacked the currency she needed to pay
She knew of a place where she wanted to go
A magical place all covered in snow
As she looked at the poster "the Arctic" it read
A voice from behind came and it said
“that would surely cost an arm and a leg”
At this, she was quite puzzled as she did not understand
But she could not let this get in the way of her plan
Sarah was quite different from you and from I
she could not tell the difference from the truth and a lie
sarcasm, jokes, and others alike
sayings and phrases like "go take a hike"
See Sarah was an outcast, it was hard to fit in
as much as she tried she could never win
she took a liking to puffins, those cute Arctic birds
for they could not speak and confuse her with words
Taking things literally never was much of a problem
Until the day she saw the poster that Autumn
To her apartment, she speeded
She knew what she needed
"I will live in the arctic" is what she repeated
"and forget all those times I was badly mistreated"
So now there she stood as lonely as can be
when all she ever wanted was just to be free
but her freedom was quite costly, an arm and a leg
Sarah needed hers so she took her roommates instead
Just a quick snip, a pull, and a tear
Getting carried away and even shaving her hair
“This will do it, they will see”
“Just a few more clips and there I’m free”