⭐️ Star and Feather

WHEN AT YOUR WORST. YOU’ll WANT WORSE NEARER TO YOU.

Slinger of a curse or two. I cuss, smoke, drink, sometimes even stink. You see?

I’m a lot more like you than you think. Agree? That your in no condition to drive? Call an Uber One Star. You’ll save face when we arrive. And though unforced. All focus on my disgrace. While I ferry you from place to place.

Tipping early and often is recommended if I’m to keep up any pace. After witnessing all of my infractions yours won’t even leave a trace.

For the sum of a few dollars more. I’ll probably get in someone’s face. And publicly insult their race. Offer to jump on proverbial grenades. A ready wingman only if such is the case.

The friends a heavyweight.