Challenge
Would you rather...
...fight a chicken every time you get into a car, or an orangutan once a year with a sword?
100% an orangutan once a year with a sword. The last thing I need is to wake up late for work, aggressively brush my teeth and change, sprint to my car to find a chicken ready to peck me to death. The orangutan will happen once a year, on a date that I can prepare for, and trust me...I'd be ready
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