Would you rather...
...fight a chicken every time you get into a car, or an orangutan once a year with a sword?
while once a year is certainly more convenient than every time you get in a car, an orangutan would totally beat me up. even if i had a sword, i don't have the guts to stab another living thing, and i do not want a dead orangutan anywhere near me. I would probably end up just running from my car.
on the other hand, a chicken can easily be shoved out of a car. so chicken it is.