Highlander Apes?!?

I had just got done visiting the Statue of Liberty memorial on the beach, and with sand in my shoes, I headed to my car.

As I approached my car, I noticed that there was one of the well dressed, highly evolved, human like orangutans sitting in the passenger seat, seemingly waiting for me with an Ancient Roman sword.

A necessary, quick digression. The highly evolved orangutans came through a rift in the space/time continuum yesterday during an electrical storm, near the Statue of Liberty memorial.

As I sat in my car, next to this well dressed orangutan for the first time, he looked at me and started to speak, quite eloquently, while tightly gripping his sword.

He said, “Greetings, my name is Dr. Zaius.”

“I’m not sure when or where I am. But I’m looking for a man named Russell Nash.”