Challenge
How To:
Write a satire How To news article. Make it funny, I want to fall out of my chair because I'm laughing to hard reading these. A couple examples could be How to Become a Misogynist or How to Become a Vegan, but don't do either of those, think of your own idea. Happy writing!!
Shrimp Fried Rice In 4 Steps!
Shrimp fried rice, how hard can it be?
Step 1: Find an experienced Shrimp chef. (The best are found at the Bikini Bottom)
Step 2: Greet the Shrimp in his proper dialect. (There are many tongues of the shrimp language).
Step 3: Bow and request the Shrimp to fry the rice you have brought before him.
Step 4: If deemed worthy, the shrimp will fry your rice, and your guests will be pleased.