Shrimp Fried Rice In 4 Steps!
Shrimp fried rice, how hard can it be?
Step 1: Find an experienced Shrimp chef. (The best are found at the Bikini Bottom)
Step 2: Greet the Shrimp in his proper dialect. (There are many tongues of the shrimp language).
Step 3: Bow and request the Shrimp to fry the rice you have brought before him.
Step 4: If deemed worthy, the shrimp will fry your rice, and your guests will be pleased.
No one had to die
Four minutes in and I knew I had made a colossal mistake. I needed the money. Why did the clerk try and be a hero? No one had to die.
Goodbye Old Friend
I got home from work to see Abby, my dog, for her daily greeting, Same spot as always, I reach down to pet her when I noticed her heavily breathing and in pain, I was the last to come home, she waited to say bye one last time.
Sorry Kid
Things went wrong when I realized I could not look my younger self in the eyes and tell him you'll always be happy, goofy, and carefree. That you'll always have your loved ones or your fast food runs with your grandpa. That you wont sit alone at lunch in high school, that you'll be proud of the person you've become.
Ive always looked to the future to find happiness, but sometimes a talk with the past reminds me action needs to be taken in the present. One day we will meet and I will be everything he wanted, which was simply, to be happy in company and solitary.