The perfect mate

You've tried them all: Match, Tinder, E-Harmony, Bumble, Grindr, Coffee meets bagel…and any number of other apps that promise you love and/or companionship.

So, why are you still alone? There's always something, right? A big thing, a little thing, but always something to ruin your happily ever after.

Not any more. Introducing,The Perfect Mate, where science and technology meet your every desire.

With The Perfect Mate, you can choose body type (over 100 available), eye and hair color, nose and ear size, hand and foot size, skin tone and texture, voice pitch, interests and abilities (hundreds of choices) and general disposition.

Our robots look and feel human - your friends and family won't know your partner is the most advanced Android companion on the market. And when you're between the sheets, neither will you. Or maybe you will since The Perfect Mate intimacy programs are developed with your pleasure in mind.

Mates can also be upgraded with professional programming that will enable them to get a job in a multitude of fields if you want a working partner.

No more snoring. No more nagging. No more arguments. No more toilet seat troubles or food chewing annoyances. Great conversation or no conversation - your call. The ballet or playoffs at the sports bar - you decide. Or perhaps you don't like making decisions. Leave it to your mate. They are perfect not only because they meet all the requirements you seek, but also because they know everything about you. And aside from the initial upload of files on you, the perfect mate has the ability to learn every detail of you to ensure they always meet your every desire.

They will show you in a thousand ways that you are seen, heard, understood.

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