my checking account needs a safe word because she’s getting wrecked

I don't give a shit

Which political party

You have

A hard-on for

This economy

Is fucked up

I just spent $20

On two items

At the grocery store

My splurge, you ask?

One bag of cherries… $12.99

And four nectarines… $6.99

*on sale*

(and not organic, mind you, and not from some pretentious store, either)

Fuck this economy

Where produce

Is becoming

a luxury item