Fine Translated

"I'm fine."

(If I were fine I wouldn't be crying, asshole.)

"I'm fine!"

(Come closer and I will chop your arm off and beat you to death with it!)

" Really, I'm fine."

(Please just put your arms around me and hold me, you idiot.)

"No, I'm fine."

(Of course I need your help, moron, isn't that obvious?)

"I'm fine!"

(This has been the worst day of my life so far, thanks for asking!)

"I'm fine."

(I wouldn't sleep with both eyes closed tonight. Dick.)

"I'm fine. I'll be fine."

(I am literally seconds away from a mental breakdown and you don't want to see it.)

"Thanks, I'm fine."

(If you don't give me some right now, I'll starve to death before your eyes!)

"I'm fine!"

(You have ripped my heart out of my chest and I don't even know what to say to you. You are the biggest piece of shit I've ever met and I will hate you til the day I die!)

"I'm fine."

(I'm fine.)