Write a message that is innocent enough, but which auto-correct revised to make it absolutely inappropriate.

You rear-end a car in front of you. When you both get out of your cars to exchange insurance information, the other Guy is none other than God Almighty. How would the conversation go, specifically including convincing Him He was in the wrong.

If e.e. cummings and Emily Dickenson had a baby poet, what would her/his poem be?

You land on another planet, Earth-like. As your hatch opens and the ramp lowers to the ground, you exit slowly, cautiously. There is a crowd of humanoid beings, and you also notice that the flora and fauna are the same as Earth. You quickly realize that there is convergent evolution here. A selected representative ascends the ramp to meet you halfway. Your research has prepared you well, and you say in their language, "Take me to your leader." He holds out his hand and leads you to a field, past the crowds, and presents you to a [animal of your choice]. Amazingly, it can talk! It says in perfect English, "Hello, Earthman." Describe your conversation with this [your chosen animal]. Bonus for including quirky rhetoric peculiar to this animal

I know this flies in the face of everything Theprose is all about, but what fun! Ask ChatGPT to write something serious about the most ridiculous thing you can think of. I did it with my "Toilet for Two" TV ad.

Don't enter before August 21. No rules. All genres. I'll be entering myself, so winner will be by likes ("Democracy")

You've already been on a first date with God and gotten all of the awkwardness, introduction, and nervousness out of the way. Now He's asked you out again and you hope to really discuss some interesting things with him. Since this challenge assumes God is androgynous, it doesn't matter whether your male or female.