Paws Off
NO kitty, thats MY pot pie!
What are you doing perching on my thigh?
I've told you cat you can not have,
My pot pies not up for grabs!
I see your paws getting closer by the second.
Stop looking at me like that please stop begging.
I've given you beef, pork, and lamb,
Now you're trying another scam?
Im telling you cat back off soon,
You're not taking my pot pie too!
I swear it kitty not again,
Paws off or it'll be off with your head.
To Be Honest (TBH)
If I'm completely honest, you're a total stuck up bitch.
I should left you long ago, or dropped you in a ditch.
You always tried to toy with my head, and the one time you succeeded,
I found you in that bed with him, I didn't sleep with him for a reason.
I guess you've found out now though, why you have an itch.
it's kind of funny really, oh boy is it just rich.
After all I'd let you know, and the secrets we had shared.
The one time it really mattered, I finally didn't care.
and as I realized you left, disappeared with out a trace.
You kept the same old body, but grown a different face.
I can't help but feel a little triumph really,
Because the memories of you kinda made me feel silly.