Deletion
You idiot!
You fucking fool!
I poured my blood, toil, sweat, and tears into that story -
Seventeen lovingly written chapters
(and three epilogues too)
I got in trouble for staying up late on school nights
For an entire week
Just to write that goddamn story in a Discord channel
And you
Being the clueless, careless idiot you are
Deleted it with two clicks of your cursor.
Seven days of work gone in less than a second, thanks to human error.
Next time, I'll remember
To save my work on a Google Doc
To protect it from braindead organisms like you.
Cheez-it BIG
I honestly don't understand why there are so many varieties of Cheez-its. Yesterday I went to Giant with my dad for snacks and fruit, and they were out of regular Cheez-its (and Fudge Stripes, sadly).
Looking for another option that wouldn't be some disgusting spin-off flavor (such as the white Cheez-its, those are abhorrent), I spotted a box of what was labeled "Cheez-it BIG". Of course, they were just regular Cheez-its but around one and a half times larger.
I ate a few today, and they taste exactly the same as regular, normal-sized Cheez-its.
They cost the same, though. I just don't understand what their marketing department was thinking when they came up with those.
1-A: Another Generic, Cringy Love Poem
I miss you
It’s not fair that
The school year starts on September 3
and it’s only July 21.
I guess you could say you are
My only motivation for wanting to go to school again.
High school, no less.
I should be enjoying summer
Going outside and traveling
Playing with my chickens
Dreading the coming academic year
But instead I just barricade myself in my house
Playing CS:GO with the curtains closed tight and wondering
If we’ll have any classes together next year
(high school is pretty big, after all)
It’s devolved into a hormone-fueled obsession
And I hate it
And I’m supposed to hate you as well
For permanently deleting a story I had finished
(Accidentally, no less)
And I could hate you for a lot of other things that you’ve done
(I don’t think I could name all of them here, I don’t want my adoring fans to get bored)
I could feel any other way about you
And I do
But thanks to this stupid challenge, I have to repeat what has already been stated:
I miss you, too.
@dream
Tape
This piece of double-sided
3M Scotch tape
Will be the adhesive
That will hold my third-grade marker drawing
Of a blue plesiosaur
To my orange wall.
Fully confident in the tape's abilities, I put the extra tape away and walk out of my room.
The next day I return to a horrible sight.
The tape had failed me-
the marker drawing sits on the floor mat like a dead leaf
lifeless, blank side up
fallen from where it had been so carefully taped by my frantic hands the day before.
Moral of the story?
Never trust tape.