What was the turkey thankful for on Christmas night?
My answer is......Vegetarians! What do you think?
In honor of Thanksgiving guys, I will be holding a turkey Drive!! And this drive will be held on the 25th of November... it'll be better this way, because things will be way less expensive! And at this drive I will give away at least two to three family-sized baskets! They will be Thanksgiving themed.. so here's what the basket will include...give or take a few things, I'm going to have some turkey! But I'm not going to do a turkey that you got to put in the oven, NO I will have some exclusive Deli thinly sliced turkey breast!! And yes I will have different flavors.. and of course for the other meat, I will have some turkey chops!! Straight from the Amish Market people LOL so this means they are already done no worries about that, also I will have some of that Infamous Turkey Hill juice, we will have lemonade
and/or Cranberry juice!! Shut up! Did you just say cranberry juice! Yes I did!! And for the sides, guys, I will be providing some macaroni and cheese, but not that velveeta, we will get that exclusive powdered cheese!! It's better this way people. LOL Also I will have some bread that you can ball up and make into a roll if you want or just pull it apart and make some stuffing!!.. Look, I cannot give away all the details, all I want to say is everyone please enter to win these baskets!! It will not be first come first serve, NO! It will be the first person that can guess what I'm thinking, you win!! Side note guys I don't even know what I'm thinking half of the time! LOL
My first Thanksgiving away from home.
Thinking about my grandma dinner while I was on the phone.
Trying to get a recipe for her potato salad masterpiece.
I was all the way in South Korea.
Thanksgiving day was here.
My roommate was taking the mom road for the dorm.
She intended to make everyone feel warm.
For our Thanksgiving dinner.
Even though her dish was not a winner.
It was something that I never seen before...MASH POTATO SALAD!!! LOL
Creepy Bowl of Cereal
I woke up on Halloween eve.
Wearing my hunger on my sleeve.
To the kitchen I dashed to get my favorite food of any kind.
A big bowl of golden graham remix on my mind.
I reach for my box but it was empty...I was hit!
Gasps...Who did this?....!!!!!!!!
Halloween Knock Knock
Knock knock ...Whose there?
Orange you glad it's almost Halloween?
So you're not supposed to judge a book by it's cover right? And you're not supposed to judge someone on how they look right? Once this illegally blindness started I didn't do that. I started judging people on how they smell. Because if you didn't care enough to brush your OWN teeth, then I was scared to have you working with me, because there's no telling of what you're capable of..
Roses are red, pumpkins are orange.. wait, sorry guys.. I thought I had something
Illegally blind what does it mean? To me it means more than you will believe in the year 2012 things weren't going so well. I didn't think anything was true! One day I went to see my eye doctor, a different guy this time and as he came close to my face with his light, he shined. He told me that I was legally blind. I said no way no way, this is not legal! This is truly illegal, it is illegal to be blind and I did not authorize any of this! So.. this is the beginning of my illegally blind journey! Stay stay tuned people
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I remember when I seen this meme going around that was pretty funny to me because it said that I will ignore a person so hard that they will start to question their own existence.. now I had no idea what that truly meant before I became illegally blind. And I remember back with my vision first started to go crazy, I remembered some nights where I had an amazing dream it was so crisp and clear that honestly I wanted to stay in my dream forever, but I do truly value life! So, kind of confusing huh? But I never ever ever imagine that one day I will be able to hold my hand in front of my face and not see it, I truly started to question my own existence, am I really here? I hear things...I think I'm touching something... It's people in this house, sometimes they talk to me... tough but I know a man named, Jesus!