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give me your dumbest metaphor for life
life is like ... ?
Ended July 16, 2020 • 50 Entries • Created by litterbox
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give me your dumbest metaphor for life
life is like ... ?
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EvelynDawn
• 77 reads

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Life is a kitten. Super duper cute and fluffy, until you get your eyes clawed out.

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give me your dumbest metaphor for life
life is like ... ?
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JulianRace
• 136 reads

Life is like..

Treading in dog shit!

It can be a bit smelly at times on the outside,

but it’s when you walk on your newly laid carpet

that all the shit hits the fan at once!

Julian Race - Life Coach Extraordinaire - 20/6/2020

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give me your dumbest metaphor for life
life is like ... ?
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zanlexus
• 48 reads

HP Reference

Life is like a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans. Some of it's good, but you never know when you're going to get something downright nasty.

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give me your dumbest metaphor for life
life is like ... ?
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9158
• 52 reads

life is like a taco held upside down,

when you are dumb or naive enough,

all the good stuff slips away,

and all you can do is cry your eyes out at your stupidity

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give me your dumbest metaphor for life
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acaciatulane
• 37 reads

Eggs

Life is like scrambled eggs. Yellow, peppery, and sometimes you’ll find a shell or two.

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give me your dumbest metaphor for life
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Mara_C
• 54 reads

Life Is Like...

Life is like Ice-Cream,

Sweet

But

Melts

Easily,

Melts

Quickly.

21.6.2020

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give me your dumbest metaphor for life
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Danceinsilence
• 142 reads

It’s All In The Advertising

Take the picture for instance;

I can say I have met a three and a five.

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Depends is a lot like a metaphor.

It just depends when and how soon you need them.

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give me your dumbest metaphor for life
life is like ... ?
NickSheezen
• 78 reads

Life is like

being an ant!

You run your ass off all your life, working hard, part of a "Team"

only to have some big footed oaf tread on you, crush the life out of you

and leave you on the sidewalk!

Nick Sheezen @ your disposal!

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give me your dumbest metaphor for life
life is like ... ?
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AlisonAudrey
• 44 reads

Life is like

Life is like the email that Prose sends us every week and month, when you see that they have not picked you as the challenge winner, so you keep going until you hopefully, but might not, achieve your dreams.

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give me your dumbest metaphor for life
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hazelize
• 18 reads

Life is a chair. I guess. It doesn't make sense, but what does?. . .

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