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Life is a kitten. Super duper cute and fluffy, until you get your eyes clawed out.
Life is like..
Treading in dog shit!
It can be a bit smelly at times on the outside,
but it’s when you walk on your newly laid carpet
that all the shit hits the fan at once!
Julian Race - Life Coach Extraordinaire - 20/6/2020
HP Reference
Life is like a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans. Some of it's good, but you never know when you're going to get something downright nasty.
life is like a taco held upside down,
when you are dumb or naive enough,
all the good stuff slips away,
and all you can do is cry your eyes out at your stupidity
Eggs
Life is like scrambled eggs. Yellow, peppery, and sometimes you’ll find a shell or two.
Life Is Like...
Life is like Ice-Cream,
Sweet
But
Melts
Easily,
Melts
Quickly.
21.6.2020
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It’s All In The Advertising
Take the picture for instance;
I can say I have met a three and a five.
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Depends is a lot like a metaphor.
It just depends when and how soon you need them.
Life is like
being an ant!
You run your ass off all your life, working hard, part of a "Team"
only to have some big footed oaf tread on you, crush the life out of you
and leave you on the sidewalk!
Nick Sheezen @ your disposal!
Life is like
Life is like the email that Prose sends us every week and month, when you see that they have not picked you as the challenge winner, so you keep going until you hopefully, but might not, achieve your dreams.
Life is a chair. I guess. It doesn't make sense, but what does?. . .