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Things you can say about your Christmas tree but not your significant other.
Ended December 25, 2020 • 4 Entries • Created by Harry_Situation
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Things you can say about your Christmas tree but not your significant other.
StormAtSea in Comedy
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To the Christmas tree, not you, darling

We’ve had fun but I think its time for a change. I’m going to replace you next year.

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Things you can say about your Christmas tree but not your significant other.
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A Fork in the Road
Chapter 3 of 6
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All I Want for Christmas is YOU

It stays quiet and glows when I put it in the corner.

It lights up a room with the touch of a button.

I need a ladder to place something on top of it.

An angel is a fitting accessory for it.

Cats love to climb it.

I store it in the attic 11 months out of the year.

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Things you can say about your Christmas tree but not your significant other.
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Harry_Situation in Comedy
• 41 reads

Things You Can Say About Your Christmas Tree But Not Your Significant Other

"The front looks great, but the back... yikes!"

"It looks a little dry."

"Nice trim."

"Is that a squirrel hiding in there?"

#comedy #whoseline

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