Things you can say about your Christmas tree but not your significant other.
Ended December 25, 2020 • 4 Entries • Created by Harry_Situation
We’ve had fun but I think its time for a change. I’m going to replace you next year.
It stays quiet and glows when I put it in the corner.
It lights up a room with the touch of a button.
I need a ladder to place something on top of it.
An angel is a fitting accessory for it.
Cats love to climb it.
I store it in the attic 11 months out of the year.
"The front looks great, but the back... yikes!"
"It looks a little dry."
"Is that a squirrel hiding in there?"