Challenge
Epiphany.
A Rose That Smells Like Shit.
Epiphany.
It should be a word that inspires;
after a couple of years
in corporate escalations,
working with an antiquated system
by the same name, "Epiphany"
the fucking rose smells like shit.
Epiphany. Ha.
Nothing like saving work
that doesn't get saved,
what's that fucking
"save" button there for, anyway?
Lag-time,
taking you back
to the stone-age,
as the programming
catches up
to a specific file name,
css coding,
constantly
in need of repairing,
because some dip-shit
got in there
and broke a link,
tinkering
in Epiphany-
and none of the users
feel inspired or enlightened;
just fucking frustrated
someone decided
to ruin
a perfectly
good
word
with
a shitty
user
experience.
-M.E.
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